Mijn gegevens

Home Nieuws
Zwanger worden
Dreumes & Peuter
Kind 4+
Fun Blogs


Vader van 4 dochters deelt hilarische foto’s over het opvoeden

Simon Hooper is vader van 4 dochters (9, 6 en een tweeling van tien maanden). Op Instagram deelt de Britse papa humoristische en realistische foto’s over het opvoeden van de meisjes.

De Father of daughters is dankzij de voor veel ouders herkenbare plaatjes een internethit. Zo ging de foto waarop hij boodschappen deed, meteen viraal en heeft hij inmiddels 265.000 volgers op Instagram. Bekijk hier meer foto’s.

Another monday, another last minute rush to the shops to avoid the armageddon I.e running out of nappies, wipes & baby crack (milk) for the addicts. I basically live in this aisle of the supermarket now. New parents seem to gravitate to me as an 'experienced parent' (i.e. the tired looking guy shivering in the corner) and ask 'do you know where so and so is please?' My reponse - 'Sure 3rd shelf, half way down on the left hand side, buy 3 & get a discount,although you want to use that in combination with blah blah blah.' I'm like a walking encyclopaedia of baby product info. I used to use my brain to solve global corporate wide problems. I now use it to calculate bulk buy discounts. #ishouldgetanamebadge #bogofking #iliveherenojoke #dadbrain #lifeinthefastlane #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad

Een foto die is geplaatst door Simon (@father_of_daughters) op

Teething is now in full effect and the girls want us to know all about it. An email would have sufficed but it seems they'd rather use their voices to get the message across that they really aren't enjoying this stage of development. Its not straight screaming, it's more like the sound a wounded animal might make that just wants to end it all. I can't blame them though, it's like a mini scene from 'Alien' in there at the moment, just in very very slow motion (and of course teeth don't then go on to kill you and the crew of your ship so a few subtle differences but essentially the same). #canyoubulkbuybonjela #teethinglikealien #twins #thisisntfunforanyone #doubleteethingisnotdoublethefun #fatherofdaughters #instadad #dadlife #daddydentist

Een foto die is geplaatst door Simon (@father_of_daughters) op

Is it only me or do all men learn to sleep on an 8 inch strip at the edge of the bed? Irrespective of the size of the bed, or how many people are in it, I always find myself relegated to the 'man zone'. I've become so used to sleeping on this limited area of bed real estate, that I'm confident that I could sleep on top of a wall & not fall off. On the other side of the bed (the promised land), @mother_of_daughters sleeps like a star fish all night long, kneeing me in the back and generally complains about me coming to bed too late, being too cold or my foot encroaching onto her territory. At least the bed's nice and warm, even if the reception isn't sometimes! I hope that next Sunday, on #NationalLieInDay, I'll not only gain another hour in bed, but more space - but it's doubtful ! If you want to regain that hour (and some space for that matter) click in the link in my bio, loads of great prizes to be won @SimbaSleep #bedrealestate #livingontheedge #girls #twins #daughters #therestoomanygirls #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad #gopro

Een foto die is geplaatst door Simon (@father_of_daughters) op

Someone call crime watch! I took this picture of a guy getting mugged in broad day light today. The 2 confidence tricksters are known in the local area and ply their trade by pretending to love their victims and then, when their guard is down, scratching their faces to pieces, pulling their hair and dribbling on them until they are given milk or rice cakes. The suspects are described as looking exactly the same, to the degree that their father cant tell them apart. They are around 2.5 ft tall, talk with a strange accent and are incredibly cute. Some previous victims had said they smell like a childrens play centre toilets but that has yet to be confirmed. #muggedbybabies #twins #parentinginjuries #thelmaandlouiseinthemaking #callcrimewatch #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad

Een foto die is geplaatst door Simon (@father_of_daughters) op

Clemmie gave me a pretty simple job this evening - 'go pack the baby bag' (we're going away for a night). A plan developed in my head (why can't I take anything seriously?!) I called her in - 'well you said pack the baby bag!!', expecting a laugh. She didn't. I then suggested cutting holes in the bottom for their legs to hang out like those dog carriers but @mother_of_daughters was already less than pleased that i'd used her prized leather @kerikitbags for lols, so with my tail between my legs, I repacked. A shed load of nappies, baby crack (milk powder), toys they won't play with & a monitor - There was still enough room for half my family in there! #bottomlessbabybag #mobiletwins #howmuchstuffdobabiesneed #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad

Een foto die is geplaatst door Simon (@father_of_daughters) op

Why does bathtime always involve cramming as many family members into one of the smallest rooms in the house at the same time? I guess the eldest 2 like it as it's like a cheap version of the sea life centre. They get to watch these weird pink slippery things splash about and generally contort themselves out of these chairs while sucking the life out of some sponges. Clemmie and I are there just play life guards and crowd control. I should charge admission. Just avoid the dirty nappies at the door and the water EVERYWHERE. Actually, forget it - Health and safety would definitely shut us done. #waterstaysinthebathgirls #bathtime #sealifecentreathome #cheapentertainment #twins #mygirls #theyneverstayinthesechairs #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad

Een foto die is geplaatst door Simon (@father_of_daughters) op

The curse of being called Simon when at a children's birthday party - I am immediately rolled out for the obligatory game of 'Simon says'. Of course I take it easy to start with and filter out those that can't keep up. After separating the wheat from the chaff, we get to the hard core pros who know their stuff. I finally kill them all off with the old stand on one leg, close one eye and stick out your tongue. The remaining kids think I'm taking it too seriously, get bored and run off leaving me looking like a proper tool. I might have taken competitive dadding too far- they're only 6 after all, oh well. #competitivedad #ifyouplaywithmeweplayforreal #playhard #happybirthday #simonsays #happysunday #fatherofdaughters #instadad #parenting #kidsparty #dadlife

Een foto die is geplaatst door Simon (@father_of_daughters) op

Reading at bed time can be a pain in the ass, especially when you've got 'important' adult things to do, but that's no excuse to not to do funny voices for the characters in the story. But what if you didn't do them? They may lose interest and decide books are boring. They may not read much as they grow up, leaving them intellectually and culturally stunted. They might jack in school and start hanging with the wrong crowd. They may end up in a dead-end job they hate and drink too much. They may get evicted from their 1 bed squat and end up living under a bridge, sniffing stolen marker pens with a guy called crazy bob who eats pigeons. For the love of the children, DO THE VOICES! #thiscoulddefinitelyhappen #toofarperhaps #bedtime #thebfgisdefinitelyfromthewestcountry #timetopullonmyaleveldramaskills #likeanaudiobookbutlive #thinkofthekids #fatherofdaughters #instadad #dadlife

Een foto die is geplaatst door Simon (@father_of_daughters) op

The wonders of modern technology. Why, oh why did I give my eldest an ipod touch? Yes, its great to stay in contact while im away but my inbox is now full of emoji based spam from my bored daughter. (The emoji poo is a firm favourite). Today while in meetings, I convinced her that because I'm 8 hours ahead of her (I.e. in the future), I could send her the lottery numbers and shes guarenteed to win as i already know the winning ones. Took her a while to figure out that wasn't actually the case, made me laugh though! FYI Yes I look shattered but I've been travelling for 22 hours so what do you expect!! #wecouldhavewonthelottery #remoteparenting #kidsandtechnology #whyalwaystheemojipoo #emojispam #workingaway #fatherofdaughters #dadlife #instadad

Een foto die is geplaatst door Simon (@father_of_daughters) op

These two have been round my ankles all day, literally. I've been walking around as if there's broken glass on the floor to avoid stepping on them (no one wants to hear that cry you get when you accidentally tread on a small hand that's not where it should be - that's the point when you give yourself the 'shittest parent of the day' award). At least they do a good job of cleaning the floors, I should put Polish down and strap a rag to their stomachs. Might as well get them to pull their weight from an early age. FYI the tiles are from best tile UK. Encaustic Moroccan cement tiles. #itsnotchildlaboriftheyreyourkidsright #humanfloorcleaners #theyarecutethough #twins #stillcanttellthemapart #daywithdaddy #fatherofdaughters #instadad #dadlife

Een foto die is geplaatst door Simon (@father_of_daughters) op

we have A LOT of toys for the girls. Some hand-me-downs, some brand new. We offer up the hand made, ethically sourced, non toxic, bespoke blocks made from organic, carbon offset wood, lovingly sourced from Norway. They look down their nose at them with disgust, decide they're tosh and toss them to one side. Then they go on a rampage to find keys, my wallet, my phone, anything that resembles a remote control and plastic packaging. If that fails, they bug me until i give up the goods. Many mornings, you'll find me running around the house, quietly cursing the babies, who've hidden my cash / debit card and /or keys. guess I should get used to this as I hear teenage girls take the same stuff. #stophidingmyshit #pointlessexpensivetoys #allthebabieswantismywallet #girlstakemystuff #ishouldgetusedtoit #fatherofdaughters#dadlife #instadad

Een foto die is geplaatst door Simon (@father_of_daughters) op

Bron: Huffington Post

Gepubliceerd door © Redactie Mama Apps


Je reactie
Het is alleen mogelijk te reageren wanneer je ingelogd bent.

Er zijn nog geen reacties gegeven.

Download 35 apps in 1
voor mama's (to be)

Download voor iOS & Android

11 grappige kerstfoto's van kinderen
De eerste Kerst met je kind is een bijzonder moment. En ook de jaren ern...

Kerstversiering kinderen - schilderij handafdruk sneeuwpoppen - DIY Kerst
Wat een leuk idee voor de Kerst: maak samen met je kind van zijn/haar ha...

Deze creatieve moeder is hit op Instagram
Kate Weiland, moeder van drie kinderen, heeft een succesvol Instagram ac...

Moeder verandert naam zoontje na mislukte tattoo
De Zweedse Johanna Giselhäll Sandström heeft de naam van haar 2-jarige z...

Deze hilarische foto's laten de realiteit van het moederschap zien
Iedereen praat over hoe bijzonder het moederschap is en de oneindige lie...

Peuter steelt show tijdens huwelijksaanzoek
Het filmpje van dit hilarische huwelijksaanzoek gaat viraal. Als de Amer...

27 dingen die jij als moeder nooit zou doen!
Herkenbaar? Een droomwens is in vervulling gegaan en je bent supergelukk...

14 hilarische Instagram foto's van ouders
Ouders delen op Instagram briljante en herkenbare foto’s. De reali...

99 logische redenen voor je peuter om niet te slapen
Je hebt je peuter eindelijk in bed en haalt opgelucht adem. Tegen beter...

Champagne zonder alcohol
Ben je zwanger en wil je graag ook feestelijk proosten tijdens de jaarwi...

Meisje niet blij met kerstcadeau, maar de teleurstelling duurt maar even...
Dit meisje reageert enorm teleurgesteld als ze haar kerstcadeau heeft ui...

Oma in spé valt flauw na zwangerschapsaankondiging
In dit filmpje kondigen aanstaande ouders hun zwangerschap aan. Best spa...

Broer to be krijgt ontroerend kerstcadeau
Ethan heeft elk jaar een speciaal kerstcadeau op zijn verlanglijstje: hi...

Hoe Kerst er volgens kinderen uit zou moeten zien
Een regenboog gemaakt van suikerspinnen, een rendier met gekleurde kerst...

Klein meisje uitzinnig door rendierfilmpje
Dit schattige meisje is buitenzinnig van vreugde als ze een kerst-rendie...

SitemapRSS feed